Wednesday, October 18, 2017

What women want

This is really thought-provoking. Not an original piece, and received as a mail forward, but I'd want my friends to read it, hence... (To women)...

Who wants Poonam Pandey’s bikini? It’s “up for grabs”, says a hilarious press...

How is a non-star's bikini "a piece of stardom?" "Poonam Panday's bikini up for grabs" ... "for all those die hard fans of Poonam...

Pretentious obscure language in a story in ‘The Hindu’!

Aah pretentious, bloody confused gobbledy gook, this paragraph from a story in 'The Hindu'! ... Reads like a failed lawyer's nitpicking, nit-wit clerk drafted...

Moods of a woman, moods of a man

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction, a woman is a bundle of contradiction. She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a...

Hilarious: Hell explained — by a Chemistry student

Hilarious, brilliant forward. Enjoy! The following is an actual question given on a  University   of Arizona   chemistry mid-term, and an actual answer turned in by...

LanguEdge: Ungrammatical newspaper headlines

The 'papers are splitting at the seams with ungrammatical headlines. 'Six years later NCW can't trace docus on harassment' (should be 'after', and let's...

This is Heaven!

An 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten...

Goodbye, idiot.

This is an actual letter of resignation from an employee at  a US computer company to his boss. His boss apparently resigned very soon...

A punster’s delight

You may have read this, but it’s hilarious, and plain off the net. I don’t know the source, but it is so delightful a...

Groucho Marx’s funniest ones: I intend to live forever, or die trying

for a truly lateral view and the humour of the anti-climax, there's nobody quite like Groucho. Here's a collection of some of his best oneliners. Very funny. Very Groucho Marx. Enjoy, and if you like this lazy copy-paste job, let me know :)