Thursday, November 2, 2017

Tough guy!

The thing about jokes is,  well,  they catch you unawares,  of course. This one did so completely :)  Enjoy this forward I received. Dear...

(Humour) Tough guy!

The thing about jokes is,  well,  they catch you unawares,  of course. This one did so completely :)  Enjoy this forward I received. Dear...

Hilarious press release says Tusshar Kapoor ‘flawed’ by Sunny’s charm and charisma

On reading the press release title: "Would Definitely Marry Sunny: Tusshar", the mind first reeled in the split second it took to reject the better known 'Sunny's -- Gavaskar and Deol -- till the 'Leone' penny dropped. And then, one threw back one's head and laughed out loud! For, the release, pushing the film Shootout At Wadala said Tusshar Kapoor is flawed by Sunny's charm and charisma. I sincerely hope they meant 'floored'; else, go see a doctor, Tusshar!

What women want

This is really thought-provoking. Not an original piece, and received as a mail forward, but I'd want my friends to read it, hence... (To women)...

Who wants Poonam Pandey’s bikini? It’s “up for grabs”, says a hilarious press...

How is a non-star's bikini "a piece of stardom?" "Poonam Panday's bikini up for grabs" ... "for all those die hard fans of Poonam...

Pretentious obscure language in a story in ‘The Hindu’!

Aah pretentious, bloody confused gobbledy gook, this paragraph from a story in 'The Hindu'! ... Reads like a failed lawyer's nitpicking, nit-wit clerk drafted...

Moods of a woman, moods of a man

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction, a woman is a bundle of contradiction. She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a...

Hilarious: Hell explained — by a Chemistry student

Hilarious, brilliant forward. Enjoy! The following is an actual question given on a  University   of Arizona   chemistry mid-term, and an actual answer turned in by...

LanguEdge: Ungrammatical newspaper headlines

The 'papers are splitting at the seams with ungrammatical headlines. 'Six years later NCW can't trace docus on harassment' (should be 'after', and let's...

This is Heaven!

An 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten...